Makcik Giant.....

Pagi ini lepas rutin sarapan bersama keluarga Noazli kami singgah ke Giant seperti biase.Hari ini agak bernasib baik dapat masuk Giant sebab Ai'syah tak tidur(biasanya dia tidur selepas sarapan).Pendek cerita,tujuan utama nak membeli keperluan harian,bawang,roti,telur,pelembab muka saya,dan sebagainya.
Guardian ada betul-betul diluar Giant,tapi dah alang-alang masuk Giant,beli sajalah pelembab dekat Giant..(selamat duit saye..kekeke)Sampai tempat pelembab muka,ada 2 orang perempuan,sorang makcik,sorang tu tue sket dari saya kot..Pelembab saya dalam almari kaca yang berkunci,jadi saya pun tanya:
"Boleh tolong saya ambilkan Olay ni?"
yang mude sket jawab: "Ha..?pegi mintak dekat sane.."(sambil tunjuk ke kaunter susu yang juga ada almari kaca)
saya:"owh,ok..."berjalan terus ke kaunter seterusnya.
:"saya nak barang Olay dalam almari dekat sana..."
Budak-kaunter-berkaca yang bukan warganegara:"Nak kunci?(sambil tersengih-sengih konfius)
Saya: Hah??urm..takpela..(aku ni ade gaye staff Giant ke?HAHAHA!)
Suami:"Dah dapat?"
Saya:"Urm..takpela..dahlah suruh I mintak ngan budak tu,budak tu nak bagi I kunci pulak..beli Guardian jela..dah macam kerje Giant plak I"
Suami:mane yang jage situ?(Muke sudah bengis!ROAR!(I loike!kakakaaka)

Pada sepanjang saya disitu,meminta bantuan,kedua-dua makcik tidak langsung menoleh ke arah saya,mereka sedang rancak berbual sambil mengelap produk2 yang sebelah,dan belakang saya.Memikirkan betapa TAK PERLUnya saya mengambil kisah bende2 BODOH begini,saya senyum sahaja..Owh..tapi anda berdua silap..

Suami:"Siapa yang nak ambil kunci ni?"(dengan nada selamba)
Makcik Tue:"Tu bukan bahagian saya.." juga dengan nada selamba tanpa menoleh kepada suami saya sambil berpura-pura mengelap barang.

Yer puan2..begitulah cerita 2 orang perempuan di Giant.Suami saya,masih tidak puas hati,pas bayar terus pergi kaunter perkhidmatan pelanggan,panjang juga tulisan dia.Saya,tak kuasa..Terus pergi Guardian beli Olay.Saya harap makcik berdua kene tindakan dengan bos makcik,sebab orang macam makciklah buat bisnes orang lain lingkup!Sekian terima kasih.Untuk pengetahuan:suami saya bukan orang yang marah2 tak tentu pasal,sangat sukar untuk sesiapa pun membangkitkan kemarahan dia,tapi sebab KEBIADABAN anda berdua,dia jadi begitu.Jadi,kalau kene marah dengan bos,jangan marah suami saya..What you give,you get back..

green-eyed MoNster!

googled

Fine!I admitted it!I'm a green-eyed monster when it comes to my husband..Also known as my fricking insecurity.These sickening feeling on the top of my stomach just wanna screamed!GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!!!!I hate girls that I don't know on his FB page,especially those "gediks" who still single and put all these "free show" photos on their profile picture.It's like their saying,hey!I'm hot,and I'm single,come and get me boys!I know I sound like a mad women this time,just bare with me.I need to pour out my insecurity phsycho-babble into words so after I wrote it,I felt this sense of relief.Hopefully my husband wont be reading this or he might asked me to remove this post.Nope,wont do it!

I better stop now before I wrote more inappropriate things..huhu..I blamed this all on my period..seriously..crazy hormones!

Berbaloi ker??

Saye bukan alim sangat..tapi satu bende yang paling saye pantang...orang yang memang dh lame bertudung,bukak tudung mase kahwin!Woh!Pantang betul saya..Tak tau kenape,tapi rase macam..Tolonglah!Iyer,ade kate2 (Correct me if i'm wrong) "Berkerjalah kamu bersungguh-sungguh hari ini,seperti kamu akan mati esoknya.." Tapi die takde pulak kate,cabutlah tudung sekali,sebab anda hanye kawen sekali..Ha?ade2??TAKDEKAN??
Iyer,betul..it's all about personal choices..kubur lain2..yer itu jugak..tapi tolongla!tolong!kenape?hampir sepanjang hidup anda bertudung,tapi pada hari yang mulia,perkahwinan(sangat suci!)kenapa anda memilih utk buat dosa??kenapa?tolonglah fahamkan saye..sebab saye tak faham..Bukankah membina masjid itu sungguh besar pahalanya??Meraikan pernikahan itu besar hikmahnya?kenapa perlu buka aurat yang selama ini dijaga?
Saye memang emo pasal bende ni..Siapa yang terkena dan terasa saya mintak maaf..Ini PENDAPAT saya.Berbaloike?Bile tue2 anak2 tengok gambar mak mase mude2 seme bertudung,tetibe die tengok mase kawen mak tak pakai tudung..Ape agaknye mak jawab?
"Owh,tu skali je mak bukak tudung..mase kawen.."Adik nanti pun bleh bukak tudung bile kawen..Yer mak yer?

p/s:emosi mungkin dipengaruhi PMS.sukela..blog aku..LOL!

Sorry,I'm not Asean!

Aku ngaku tau aku mmg tgk Fuh!,Melodi,seme..cam pekare wajib di hujung minggu..nak tengok bende bodo ape lagi artis2 Malaysia buat and ape cerite2 panas sebab aku dah malas bace Pancaindera dan yg sewaktu dengannye (exception hanye pade Siti Nurhalija:saye sayang kak siti saye!)Balik kepade topik.
Wartawan Melodi ni tunjukla muke sorang pelakon Indonesia ni , aku tak tengok citer ni tapi suami ku suke gak skali skale layan sebab budak ni comey,bolehla..Die mix Jerman.Cite tu pun takdela hit mane kat M'sia ni nak compare dengan Bawang Putih Bwang Merah dulu..Wartawan tu dokla ikut die,die baik punye buat muke belagak,muke cam Uuuu-I'm-soo-famous-please -go away kat reporter Melodi.Silap besola,lagila dieorang ni datang.
Sat lagi bleh la die cakap "I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak Malay...I'm pure German,my dad's German and my mom is Indonesian,so I have no Asean blood,sorry,I can't speak malay.."
Aku macam what the fish???Which part of Indonesian are you????aaaaaaaaaargh...bodonyer...
Satu Malaysia tengok...ko mengumumkan kebodohan ko wahai Laura WTF...hahaha....

kerja!kerje!

woh!Ai'syah sudah 2bln..cepatnye..dah pandai menegur,senyum, and best skali mencemik..olo2..cayang ummi..kembali kepade tajuk,esok interview pertama,last interview sblm ni dgn "mereke2 -yg-tidak-punye-hati" walaupun berjaye,tp tak kemane..jd esok sy akan interview for the post of educational writer..ape tu?hmm..tidak brape sure,rase cam tulis2 workbook or magazines for schools.I thinkla..well,will see..
nak kate debo..hmm..cam takde perasaan ni..bahaye,sbb nanti ms dh nk kene interview br debo..dahla bezaman tak speakang..aduiyaiii! Paperpun doakan yg terbaik,ade rezeki,adela kan?Beratnye rase nk tinggalkan buah hati saye,haih!(blum dpt keje lg dah nk emo2 pikir cane nk tggal anak..)Till then...Later!

interview...

"Puan2 dan tuan2 boelh terus ke aras 3 untuk sessi temuduga..Sila semak nama anda di pintu2 bilik temuduga.."yer..bejalan dgn penuh nervous ke aras3.rupe nyer kat aras 3 ade satu lg aras..patutla sekolah ni ade lift..confius jgk td..semput nyawe naik tangge dgn baby yg dok menendang sbb ummi die tak mkn lagi..(cian anak ummi..)Ok,skrg cari bilik yang ade tulis name sendiri,ding3!we have a winner!bilik 2,and my name was on the top!(aiyok!whyla put my cgpa there??)dgn gelojoh nyer bg salam,2 org panel dgn confius pandang,"tunggu org lain dulu yer,nanti kami panggil.."hahahaha!malu nyer....
Ok,dh tak kuase nak bace PPSMI,1malaysia,budget2010..I just want to get these overwith..budak2 ni berceritela,ape kawan depe kene tanye..smlm dah called Pauline ngan Fatni yg interview the day before,kesimpulan yang dapat ialah,tak yahla study berie,nasib je seme..kene panel ok,okla..kene yg saje nk membunuh pun jawabjela..tak tau toksah nipu,kate je dah bace,tp tak ingat..haha..exactly what happened to me..
Mule2 tu cam smooth jer,background,extra co-curiculum activities...bla2...experiences...tetibe,
tetibe tanye,biase ngan term NRI?NKRA? And I was like (shit!I've read that,ape ah???)semanis-manis senyum ckp,"maaf cik,saye ade bace,mmg sy lupe.." (ha!gelakkan diri sendiri!)
nasib panel sorg lagi tnye,"awak bace paper"?owh,saye bace dan tgk berite..(Ceeeh,baik punye cover,tp mmg mlm td saje tgk berite dgn tekun..tau dah..)surat khabor pun browse online jer..
tapi kire penyelamat jugakla..sbb ade bende yg tau kan??
Soalan best gakla:apekah yg istimewa nyer pd Fadzlin yg boleh disumbangkan pade sekolah?
(Owh,ade sessi memuji diri sendiri:Fadzlin suke!astagfirullahalazim...)Mulela menggebang pasal diri sendiri..Cakap ajela..kang tak ckp kang kate tak confident pulok...
Itula kesimpulan temuduge yang hebat!haha!Tuhan saje yang tahu ketornyer rase ms mule2 tgk name atas skali..Tapi pas tu Dia cam tenangkan hati dgn sendiri,make terhasillah jawapan2 diatas..Paper pun,sgt bersyukur di panggil interview,biarla posting tahun depan pun,atleast satu stage dah sattle...Lega..Terime kasih kepada yang memberi tips dan sokongan..anda mmg rawks!

on the plane to Bali...

Sitting next to my dear hubby in our flight to Denpasar, Bali I just finished eating our "dried-chicken-rice" (dried or not dried, it cost RM9, got to finished it...dose,membazir!). I sort of promised my dear ex-roomate that I will update my blog, so this is me trying my best to write again after being mrs haizad...(ade kene-mengene ke?)
Back to my journey,I think I have developed this new hobby of trying to put these groups of peoples in curtain categories..Who is these groups of people? Well, I actually have the pleasure of observing the fellow steward/dess.Which airlines really doesn't matter, cause I've only have been travelling using these three particular airlines which are AirAsia,MAS, and Saudi Air. Why don't I let you guys decide which are these people belongs to which airlines okkay?

• The very-very nice one

These are my most favourites! Always smiling, and you can see it in their eyes that they actually enjoy serving others.You can't fake that rite?

• The nice-straight face

They have this straight serious face that kinda gives some the wrong impression that they are angry? But if you asked them for any assistance, then only you see that they are not angry. After all, we are all human. She or he just may had a bad day...

• The-know-it-all face

Uuuu...I hate this face..Normally these types are overly "groomed" ( i think you get what i mean) I've had experiances with few of these type. There this one particular incident that I cannot seemed to get over with.

As you are well aware that I am not the most tallest person in Malaysia, I always have trouble putting my bags into the-very-high compartment.I remember saying "Boleh tolong saya letakkan beg saya?" (With a smile of course) Then she looked at me and said "Cik mintak tolong orang kat belakang tu eh."(Straight face) And I was stunned..The plane is only half full, and my bag are not even big....WT...And I looked at the back, NO one was there!!And during the flight she dared come to me and said "Puan,nak beli souvinier?" Ya Allah, at that time I was pretty sure that she really forgot to see the mirror before she go to work that day...I don't even wanna starts with the make-ups.She looked like a mother of 5 and she dares called me Puan??I was wearing a freaking tshirt and jeans,with my fake LeSportSac bag!!!You are SOO NOT COOl!(okkay,emo jap,sambung2)

• the-gediks (male and female)

will not go about short skirts that are shorten soo everyone can see the free peep show..refuse to elaborate, you'll see these when you get on the plane yourselves.

• the-whatever-face

Really?If you don't wanna go to work,why bother?? get your MC or something.Your job is serving people.And that smarty-pants, requires you toooooooooooo? SMILE!!Comprende?Not asking you to polish my shoes, a smile would not kill no one.

For those who may get offended by these posting, I'm sorry but I'm just like other customers you know,who happened to pay for their flights and just happy with a smile..(well,maybe i only paid for the tax)And you know what they say, "Customer is always right.Right?"

Lin signing off..Later!

Counting the days...

It's closer...and my heart is beating with mixed tunes...here I am..25 years old...starting a new journey with the man I knew for almost three years...we grew together...fight together...cried and laugh together..I pray that this would last forever..I'm soo nervous at the same time, so thrilled to start a new phase in my life...very mushy today..hehe..Anyway let do a little check list on the wedding stuffs:

• hantaran=sattled
• pak andam=booked
• photograper=booked
• bunge telor=not yet
• guest souvineir=bought
• wedding dress=booked(ijad's side,on the way)
• invitations= done by next week
• kursus kahwin=done
• HIV test & permohonan kahwin= to be done ASAP
• car license= on the way ,6 more hours to go..
• bed=to be bought ASAP
• cooks=booked
• menus=confirmed
• maid of honour=kak yah
• bachelorette party=still not confirm...:(
  
• booking hotels for friends=will get to it ASAP!!

p/s: salah satu brg hantaran ku....hehehe..

I think that's all..?I'm sleepy now..tata!

Would one be happier?

Do you ever be in the state of mind where you felt helpless?Well I am in that situation..the feeling of not being able to do anything that you think you could have done...but you can't..
Then you'll get depress and suppress at the same time..No body said that life is easy..But,wouldn't be nice not to have burden in a day..I guess that is why God's created heaven.The only place that no problem will come to you.Where you'll have that wonderful life forever..There's a catch,it's also not easy to go to heaven..There's a whole lot of things you have to face to get that special reward.
As a conclusion,IT IS NEVER GOING TO BE EASY! I'm not questioning my faith,this is just a little reminder for me..And or whoever that may read this blog of mine..

Why I need a new blog?

• I'm bored with my old blog
• Friendster is too full with unknown people.
• I like blogspot better?
• I want to write freely,not everyone knows this blog existence
• I need a new journal
• I have to write my feeling somewhere
• I like to crap around during my not-soo -free-time
• I need a place to place my so-called creativity?
• Why are you even reading this?Suke ati la nk tulis ape!